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The next time you are in Massachusetts, here is what to do in the event of a Bear Attack:

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justmetn
Aug. 7th, 2003 07:51 am (UTC)
good lord.
rcornelius
Aug. 7th, 2003 08:00 am (UTC)
Yeah....usually they attack you at gay clubs like Machine...but who knew they were let out into the wild as well?

Thank goodness I live here in Sweden, where I just have to worry about polar bears...
malte
Aug. 7th, 2003 08:38 am (UTC)
Yeah, the polar bears are a problem. I keep having to swerve to avoid them when I'm cycling to work.
rcornelius
Aug. 7th, 2003 08:46 am (UTC)
Or when you go to Sidetrack. ;-)
malte
Aug. 7th, 2003 08:09 am (UTC)
Black bears are a problem?? *confused*
rcornelius
Aug. 7th, 2003 08:24 am (UTC)
I didn't know either, but apparently they are....
garyjr
Aug. 7th, 2003 09:26 am (UTC)
bum looka
lol. i live in mass but i've never seen a black bear. haha. but if i did, i'd just shake my white ass at them!
rcornelius
Aug. 7th, 2003 01:41 pm (UTC)
Re: bum looka
;-)

I know...I lived in Mass to before coming to Sweden. Like there are any bears in Boston.

But I wouldn't do the ass-shaking thing...bears are horny by nature ;-)
garyjr
Aug. 7th, 2003 02:03 pm (UTC)
bite me.
oh in that case i'd look them square in the eyes and say "bite me".
rcornelius
Aug. 7th, 2003 02:33 pm (UTC)
Re: bite me. (ok, where? ;)
awwwww...they wouldn't bite you, especially with such a cool display of bravado, as shaking one's white ass in front of a bear signifies bear dominance, at least according to all of the nature journals I read :-)
garyjr
Aug. 7th, 2003 07:13 pm (UTC)
Re: bite me. (ok, where? ;)
well i bow to your knowledge of the nature. the closes i've come to a bear was lifting at the gym and i didnt want to make eye contact.
rcornelius
Aug. 8th, 2003 12:39 am (UTC)
Re: bite me. (ok, where? ;)
lol...well don't listen to a work I saw regarding nature. Every plant in my apartment is dying. And growing up, most of my exposure to nature was the public gardens downtown ;-)
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