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I was drunk yesterday!

Goodness, I had three glasses of wine yesterday and I got drunk.

Drunk on a tuesday?!? Let me tell you why.

The hole in my tongue closed (I have a tongue ring)...well, it didn't close, but the openings on the top and bottom of my tongue began to heal. So I had to open them again. Thus, three glasses of wine and a heated safety pin later...problem solved.

But now there are tongue bits in my milk this morning...I hope my tongue doesn't turn green and fall off...

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swedishchef79
Mar. 24th, 2004 04:33 am (UTC)
Tongue milk ... what a wonderful treat first thing in the AM.

Just don't try to do a Prince Albert that way ... you'll need a lot more than 3 glasses of wine.
rcornelius
Mar. 26th, 2004 02:50 am (UTC)
Hahahaha! Ouch! No worries...I once had one of those, trust me...i'll never do that again!
rcornelius
Mar. 29th, 2004 07:01 am (UTC)
Unfortunately, they don't let you get PAs when you are drunk. God I wish I had been when I got mine.

And as much fun as peeing through an extra was in terms of amusement for guests (just imagine me at fancy dinner parties offering to demonstrate), it just got to be a *drumroll please* a downer.

Vaudville, here i come...
swedishchef79
Mar. 31st, 2004 05:21 am (UTC)
I'm just surprised that your guests wanted to watch you urinate. You keep interesting friends, Rodney!! =)
rcornelius
Mar. 31st, 2004 05:24 am (UTC)
:)

Well, I can only remember offering on one of two occasions. They total curiousity took over :-)
swedishchef79
Apr. 3rd, 2004 04:51 am (UTC)
As long as you remained "in control of the flow", I'm sure it all came out nicely.
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