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Got guests coming over for dinner in a little over an hour.

Preparations are behind schedule.

Why am I typing then? To go over the menu of course :-)

Starter: Homemade mushroom soup

Main: Veal with choices of homemade gravy or blackberry sauce, accompanied by homemade gratinated potatoes

Dessert: Homemade strawberry cheesecake with champagne


I have been cooking up a storm the last 3-4 days. Tomorrow it is all about take-out.

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rcornelius
Apr. 5th, 2004 02:03 am (UTC)
Re: veal..
I sure did taste the agony in every bite. It was scrum-diddily-umptious. The pain went very well with the homemade gravy. They should charge more if the baby cows have those faces like they have in that movie "The Ring" before dying. Then the meal would be humourous and tasty.

And speaking of boxes...we keep you in a box at the office so that you'll remain tender, and you don't complain.

You are welcome to join my new organisation...People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables. Every year, thousands of veggies get ripped and pulled from their roots, sold into slave-like conditions, huddles together in conditions that would be considered inhumane for animals. Then, those that manage to live (like potatoes for example), are boiled alive, chopped, sliced, diced, julienned, or otherwise disfigured before they die (torture is banned under guiding principles of the UN).

So brothers and sisters, UNITE! Join me in my quest to give the vegetables back their rights!

Ass. :-)
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rcornelius
Apr. 5th, 2004 02:21 am (UTC)
Re: veal..
She's a prison bitch now...making cookies and tasteful prison scones for her fellow jail mates
swedishchef79
Apr. 5th, 2004 06:01 am (UTC)
I'm leaving now; keep everything at the appropriate temperature until I arrive =D
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