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1. Do not guess the name.
a. Use acceptable terms on endearment such as "Honey," "Baby," and "Gorgeous."

2. Locate your date’s wallet and sneak a glance at their ID.
a. Do not go through any belongings unless you are certain you have ample time and will not get caught.

3. Ask leading questions while making small talk
a. This is a risky maneuver, but can be successful. Ask if your date ever had a nickname. The answer may be, "No, just (name)."

4. After the two of you say goodbye, ask to exchange business cards.
a. If your date doesn’t have one, say, "Please jot down your name and number on mine."

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justmetn
Aug. 3rd, 2003 07:41 am (UTC)
First and foremost. Pray that it's not a Coyote Ugly person that you're waking up with!
swedishchef79
Aug. 3rd, 2003 08:54 am (UTC)
...and then pray that you don't need to knaw your arm off to escape!


I gather these instructions are from recent personal experience? ;-)
rcornelius
Aug. 3rd, 2003 09:04 am (UTC)
LOL...no, not from personal experience...recent personal experience anyway.

But I felt it was time to impart some wisdom to my fellow friends. :-)
swedishchef79
Aug. 3rd, 2003 08:40 pm (UTC)
Such a kind and loving wise man you are!
justmetn
Aug. 3rd, 2003 09:17 am (UTC)
Me? Hell no. I haven't even had someone spend the night in a few months
swedishchef79
Aug. 3rd, 2003 08:41 pm (UTC)
Sometimes sleeping alone can provide a sense of solitude and serenity that one needs to sort through various "points of ponderance" that life throws at you. It may be a blessing in disguise!
rcornelius
Aug. 4th, 2003 09:08 am (UTC)
Or, it makes you so horny, that you begin having inappropriate dreams about Bob Dole or Estelle Getty ;-)
swedishchef79
Aug. 4th, 2003 05:32 pm (UTC)
Mmm...Bob Dole. Hot stuff!
rcornelius
Aug. 5th, 2003 12:32 pm (UTC)
Yeah, because erectile dyfunction has never be so sexy before he becomes spokesperson for it ;-)

*hugs*
rcornelius
Aug. 3rd, 2003 09:06 am (UTC)
Very very true compadre :-)

Sometimes, under favourable lighting, even the toad occasionally looks like a prince! Thank god the sun comes up in Sweden at 3am before you seal the deal. ;-)
swedishchef79
Aug. 3rd, 2003 03:09 pm (UTC)
Which template is this that you are now using? I like this one a lot . . .
rcornelius
Aug. 4th, 2003 09:04 am (UTC)
This is part of their new system called "S2". The template is called "componet". I don't have the exact links to it. I think I got to it after searching about on how to establish a permanent account and then followed some links about LJ news or something like that.

This link should help you out! :-)

http://www.livejournal.com/customize/
swedishchef79
Aug. 4th, 2003 05:31 pm (UTC)
Yummy, thanks!
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