I can't find a pair of good black shoes/boots to replace my failing pair. The only shoes in black and that I seem to be able to find look like orthopedic shoes
Oh this is just fantastic. Anyone wanna come with me to the Orthopedic Sock Hop? We cn shimmy and shake and do the twist. And if everything goes really swell, we can go to the Ice Cream Shoppe for Frappes. Neat-o!
and I had to shell out a lot of money for Windows XP since I decided to be a good honest boy *grits teeth*