August 3rd, 2003


What to do if you wake up with someone whose name you don’t know

1. Do not guess the name.
a. Use acceptable terms on endearment such as "Honey," "Baby," and "Gorgeous."

2. Locate your date’s wallet and sneak a glance at their ID.
a. Do not go through any belongings unless you are certain you have ample time and will not get caught.

3. Ask leading questions while making small talk
a. This is a risky maneuver, but can be successful. Ask if your date ever had a nickname. The answer may be, "No, just (name)."

4. After the two of you say goodbye, ask to exchange business cards.
a. If your date doesn’t have one, say, "Please jot down your name and number on mine."
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