February 8th, 2004

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Voting

This year more than ever, it's important to vote. I would love to say that I can offer you an unbiased opinion, but I can't really. The truth is, we have to do whatever we can to get Bush out of office.

There are the right people for the right time, and Bush is neither.

Please make sure to register to vote. And make sure we get Bush out of the White House. The damage done by Bush has been severe, but it is not permanent. Give him another four years and there will be no going back -- we'll have only ourselves to blame.
  • Current Music
    Janet Megamix - Backstreet Productions
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Janet Jackson: Breast-Baring Enemy Combatant?

By now, you have heard the news. Janet Jackson is Public Enemy #1, the root of all problems in American society and the reason why the world is in the state it is today. From Global Warming to Terrorism to the Middle East conflict, Janet Jackson showing (accidentially) her right breast can be traced as one of the primary causes.

I've recommended locking her up at The Hague as she has apparently committed a crime against humanity. However, before we pubically burn this "witch" at the stake, let's take a moment to pause and reflect, because as it turns out, she might not be pure evil that we want her to be, that we need her to be to take our minds off of a sagging economy, a weak dollar, the lack of decent jobs, a declining standard of living, botched US foreign policy, that policy of aggression that wins wars but can't keep the peace, and an America long on ambition, but short of liberty.

Janet's breast is the visual representation of perilous times. It's more dangerous than the kids of the pot-smoking, unprotected sexual intercourse 70s -- yesterday's rambuncious hippies who are today's champions of family values. Hello hypocrites: contradict much?

Goodness...well that feels better...
  • Current Music
    "Cry Me A River" by Justin Timberlake