Drunk on a tuesday?!? Let me tell you why.
The hole in my tongue closed (I have a tongue ring)...well, it didn't close, but the openings on the top and bottom of my tongue began to heal. So I had to open them again. Thus, three glasses of wine and a heated safety pin later...problem solved.
But now there are tongue bits in my milk this morning...I hope my tongue doesn't turn green and fall off...
- Current Mood:
hungry
- Current Music:"Me Against The Music (Peter Rauhofer's Radio Mix)" by Britney Spears ft. Madonna
Comments
Just don't try to do a Prince Albert that way ... you'll need a lot more than 3 glasses of wine.
And as much fun as peeing through an extra was in terms of amusement for guests (just imagine me at fancy dinner parties offering to demonstrate), it just got to be a *drumroll please* a downer.
Vaudville, here i come...
Well, I can only remember offering on one of two occasions. They total curiousity took over :-)