Rodney (rcornelius) wrote,

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I was drunk yesterday!

Goodness, I had three glasses of wine yesterday and I got drunk.

Drunk on a tuesday?!? Let me tell you why.

The hole in my tongue closed (I have a tongue ring)...well, it didn't close, but the openings on the top and bottom of my tongue began to heal. So I had to open them again. Thus, three glasses of wine and a heated safety pin later...problem solved.

But now there are tongue bits in my milk this morning...I hope my tongue doesn't turn green and fall off...
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